July 19th, 2007

Lout-To-Be Poll

I will be heading back to the Caymans the beginning of August and was wondering if I should procure and stash an other bottle or two of the Glenfarclas 25yr. Scotch for the West Branch trip next year!! I have not been able to find it around here but know I can get it on the Island. My only concern is that it might not be safe in my house for another 9mos but I’ll try to forget it’s there!

Your suggestions are welcome

July 18th, 2007

Doc’s Last Will and Testament

I thought that this should be preserved for future reference. We can have it notarized at a later date…

Being of ample body and questionable mind, I, Doc Hatton, do hereby bequeath my Dalmore Cigar Single Malt (oloroso cherry wood aged) Scotch to the surviving Louts provided same is consumed around the annual fire pit whilst enjoying cheroots and regaling the group with fond memories of me. In the absence of fond memories, embarrassing stories or sincere regrets suffice.

I believe this was written in response to learning that the dessert items to be served at the 8th annual Louts trip were to be baked by Rich Thomas’ ex-wife and terms of their divorce were not clear to all affected parties…